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Imaku
Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;

Jon @Imaku

Age 92, Female

Retired

YOUR MOTHER

Nursing home

Joined on 4/28/08

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Imaku's News

Posted by Imaku - December 29th, 2008


Seriously. Newgrounds has to straighten up, now. Like, right now. It's getting quite annoying.

First off, there's all the underaged kids roaming around, spouting idiotic, hateful, ramblings from their quivering mouthholes

"OMMfG PoKEMON = TEH GAIY"
"LOLOLO I EHAT THAT KIDDDY WII"
"--Intelligent fine gentleperson who disagreed with them-- SUXORZ!!!1!1"

Second of all, there's the spam groups and the anti-spam groups. Currently, Underdog of the Week and Turd of the week pretty much are all owned by spam groups, who spend their worhtless lives voting on their worthless submissions. This crap always passes though, because of people voting 2 on it so they can get a protection point. A little, tiny, +1 point to the thousands of points the protectors usually have, which in reality, are just useless pieces of data anyway.

And then there's the people who try to stop spam, with all the anti-spam groups and the like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, spam is annoying, blah, blah, blah, whatever. No offense, but it simply isn't going to work. Spamming the spammers? Ah, no, sorry. You don't even go after the real annoying stuff, the portal spam. I actually find userpage spam quite funny sometimes. Evil-Marshmallow, Kornrox, and stuff like it, yeah.

THEN, there's the people going around on people's userpages calling them noobs and idiots, simply because they signed up later than they did. See underaged users.

Finally, I forgot what I was going to put here.

But no-one will listen to me, I'm just an 08 user.

Pic not related.

I'm getting tired of this.


Posted by Imaku - December 24th, 2008


Merry Christmas.

I love you all.

Now GTFO.


Posted by Imaku - December 11th, 2008


BLAAAAAASSSTOOOIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAAAAAASTOISE! WAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Posted by Imaku - November 1st, 2008


So please, do us all a favor and STOP TRYING.

...Fo' shizzle.


Posted by Imaku - October 26th, 2008


Hmmmm...Newgrounds is quite spammy tonight.

I am currently under development of my first animation to see Newgrounds, which is a Music Video-ish thing of They Might Be Giant's Mr Me. It probably will set at around a score of 2 or 3 (probably two though, haha.) but you never know, eh?

Oh, and right now I am almost-super-completely-always listening to the band The Vapors, a 70s and 80s rock band. Listen to them. Now.

In other news, here's a video about calling people prankingly.

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Mr. Me Flash


Posted by Imaku - October 16th, 2008


I am writing this using my new Bamboo tablet I got at Best Buy. It put me out a hundred bucks but was well worth it. because of this, expect some vids from me soon. I plan to enter the Halloween flash contest, too.

Cheers,

I got my new tablet!


Posted by Imaku - September 22nd, 2008


A day where people use sprites to make flashes they worked a few hours on, but still get 3s. Flashes that take barely any effort at all. Yep...

It's a shame that I forgot to get in on the action.


Posted by Imaku - September 1st, 2008


This website probably has some of the best puzzle games you'll ever find. My favorite, like most people, is Grow RPG, and I suggest that all of you give it a try. All of the games are pretty much for everyone, so you can show them to your kid, grandma, cat, etc. (Although the bigger games can be kinda frustrating for children)

Eyezmaze.com

/shameless advertisement


Posted by Imaku - August 24th, 2008


EDIT: Oh wait, I do have something to say... My whistle is back to normal! Woot!

I wanted to make a new news post, but I had nothing to write about.

So here's a present.

EPLIPSY WARNING: FAST MOVING IMAGES.

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Normal version here.


Posted by Imaku - August 18th, 2008


Okay, occasionally on a site, (usually when I open history or something) The website starts shaking up and down. Not the window, but the website. Anybody know why?

(It stops when I open a new tab, or switch to a different one.)