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Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;

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Posted by Imaku Jul. 19, 2009 @ 3:30 PM EDT

And I will say something cool about you, seeing as I never actually have any real news to post in these things. Go, GO, go.

Black Ops has lots of money and a huge cock, and is aware of it and makes them go to good use.

SimonBirch is fairly good at spamming as many userpages as possible. He has a fairly large cock too.

Andrewboy89 makes cool muziks. Also large.

danicos has a lot of comments on his blawg, and lols at my posts. :D

X-Gary-Gygax-X is a pretty cool guy. eH has a lot of favorites and doesn't afraid of anything.

Izzy712 is a pretty good arteest. He has a drawing of demon toast. It is cool.

nggangsterpimp has a lot of flashes.

dirtyfarmer is dirty fo shizzle ya no what I mean G? He be all up in yo business dawg.

Lagamuffin is kewl and funny. I want to rap-I MEAN have consensual se-I MEAN nothing.

PakKid types in CAPS LOCK WHICH IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL YEAH

Keastone has The Journeys of Reemus in his favorites.

Magnet-Boy is HARDCOOOOORRREEEE YEAH BOIIII

chillbro is very cool. Get it, because he's CHILLbro? HARHAHRHAR

Sinitron is As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!

ZeroInsanity is insanely schizophrenic.

igott is cool and hates things that everyone should hate.

OneLastCaress is fun to talk to.

saqwert's name is original, and easy to remember how to spell. saqwert. saqwert.

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Jul. 19, 2009 | 3:38 PM Black-Ops says:

I've got lots of money and I have a huge cock.

You don't have to say anything cool about me now.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 3:50 PM Imaku responds:

I still did, because you intimidated me with your huge genitalia.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 6:07 PM Andrewboy895 says:

The guy above me doesn't deserve to be complimented because of his life. Trust me...

Jul. 19, 2009 | 7:10 PM Imaku responds:

But I pwomised. D:

Jul. 19, 2009 | 6:08 PM Andrewboy895 says:

But yeah, say something cool about me. :D

Jul. 19, 2009 | 7:10 PM Imaku responds:

Cooliooo.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 12:27 AM danicos says:

I lol at your posts!^.^

Jul. 20, 2009 | 1:25 PM Imaku responds:

lololol.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 2:31 AM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

hey

Jul. 21, 2009 | 1:13 PM Imaku responds:

yeh

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:20 PM Black-Ops says:

Don't be scared, I'll be gentle. :3

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:18 PM Imaku responds:

Not in my arse. D:

Jul. 27, 2009 | 1:39 AM Izzy712 says:

blarghen.

Jul. 27, 2009 | 4:16 PM Imaku responds:

ghenblar

Jul. 28, 2009 | 3:30 PM nggangsterpimp says:

Imaku says:

11 year old kid trying to be 'cool' and 'gangsta', because in real life he's inadequate. Where have I seen this before...?

You know what your talking about. your intelligent.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 6:51 PM Imaku responds:

Eh, that Keastone guy just annoyed me, thinking he's all high and mighty and above all else.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 7:05 PM dirtyfarmer says:

My balls are the size of your house.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:19 PM Imaku responds:

I'm homeless.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 7:05 PM Lagamuffin says:

AIDs

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:19 PM Imaku responds:

HIV

Jul. 29, 2009 | 4:57 PM PakKid says:

I SEE YOU DIDN'T GET BACK AT ME WHEN I RIPPED YOUR PUNK ASS.BUT NOW YOU TRYING TO GET MY N***A KEASTONE.BITCH KILL YOURSELF

Jul. 29, 2009 | 11:00 PM Imaku responds:

Would you kindly shut up, son. Stop trying to imitate the 'gangstas' that you idolize so.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 6:55 PM Keastone says:

i dont even know you.and why do people always say im a wannabe.i never said i was anything.and nggangsterpimp is the punk.he's the one banning like a little scary kid and always trying to get more people to attack me.thats a shame.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 11:04 PM Imaku responds:

Ah, I don't know, I don't care, and I don't really want to.

Also, PakKid's lies on his first blog post irritated me.

Updated: Jul. 29, 2009, 11:08 PM

Jul. 30, 2009 | 10:55 PM Magnet-Boy says:

yabbadabbadooipooonyou

Jul. 31, 2009 | 12:17 AM Imaku responds:

ASDF

Jul. 31, 2009 | 1:38 PM chillbro says:

It's over nine thousssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 31, 2009 | 8:37 PM Imaku responds:

WHAT NINE THOUSAND GHGEHBHEVHEGFUTEFY5ERT

Jul. 31, 2009 | 3:07 PM Sinitron says:

As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!

Jul. 31, 2009 | 8:46 PM Imaku responds:

Jul. 31, 2009 | 10:04 PM ZeroInsanity says:

Sooo, I heard you fuck seagulls.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 8:35 PM Imaku responds:

Yes. Yes. Yes I do.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 8:43 PM ZeroInsanity says:

ZeroInsanity is not schizophrenic, she is suffering from multiple personality disorder, as well as psychosis.
There will be a full list of personae and descriptions for all of us in the near future.

Oh, and I am ZeroParanoia.
Hello.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 10:19 PM Imaku responds:

Oh, hey ZeroParanoia, I will be sure to put you up along with... Wait...

Aug. 1, 2009 | 9:02 PM igott says:

What about me?

Aug. 6, 2009 | 6:04 PM Imaku responds:

Lol k.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 12:09 AM ZeroInsanity says:

Ms. ZI prefers to think of her other personae as other people in their own right.
Please take this opinion into account.

Also, we are not made from mental disorders.
We are composed of the lack of these things:
Sanity
Hentai
Friends on the internet
Entertainment
Blood
Women
Variety

Aug. 6, 2009 | 6:04 PM Imaku responds:

Lol k.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 12:32 AM OneLastCaress says:

Remember me?

Aug. 6, 2009 | 6:04 PM Imaku responds:

Lol yeah.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 5:51 PM saqwert says:

Go ahead. Tell the world how awesome I am

Aug. 6, 2009 | 6:05 PM Imaku responds:

Lol k.

Aug. 7, 2009 | 7:06 PM Wraith2000 says:

Eh, well you can't really say something about someone without understanding who they are.

So I'll give you a few facts on which to entail.

I read literature
I've met the Queen
I see things in people that no one else sees, love or hate them.
I have a strange sense of humor (by social standards).
I'm a private poetry and prose writer.
I enjoy the works of Tartini and Beethoven.
I have been diagnosed with Bipolar U.
I'm a recovering narcissist.
I'm an escaped murderer.
I'm a mudkip.

Amongst other things, I suppose you could say I was quite thorough, as well.