Age/Gender: 79, Female
Location: Nursing home
Job: Retired
Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;
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71 Reviews | 18 w/ Responses
I will get you eventually, Human Test Subject!
Oh, and just 5 things? Weak, add more please. Those other ones were too easy. :D
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Seriously, you just ruined it right here. The intro was the only good part, while the rest of it sucked, unlike the other flashes, which were awesome. This is only getting up-voted by pre-pubescent fanboys who five anything with Nintendo in it. I still have a lot of respect for you, but maybe this was a bad idea, or maybe it could have been implemented better.
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I failed.
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They always do :(
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Nice, sprites moved pretty well, the sound effects were synced perfectly, and I liked how you made it end at a cliffhanger in the story so we'll come back for more. The easter egg brought you back to the main screen though, and it didn't have really that much humor. Even through those flaws, it's pretty good.
Author's Response:
Thanks, I'll work on the easter egg more on the sequal.
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Movement was oh-so-smooth, Hank looked awesome, and pretty much everything else everyone else said. Still, it lacked a certain something... Not really sure what it was though... But anyway, 9/10, 5/5.
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Aye!
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"Not really all that funny-How did it get 9.6?"
It's not funny, for one thing-- Farting humor? Senseless, random violence with nothing behind it to make it funny? Maybe for 10 year olds, but not me. Actually, now looking upon all the reviews made, it seems like the only people who reviewed this were what seemed like just that-- Violence obsessed 10 year olds. Sprites can actually be good sometimes, if you have a plot to go with it, or at least jokes other than farting. Seriously.
Meh, whatever, I'll just watch the kiddies vote useless on this review. More entertaining than this.
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I love you.
This is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen in my life. Just... Thank you. *sob*
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This Flash is just a 5-minute deal you probably did while bored. Boring, the buttons are messed up, and painfully short. The particle effect was actually the only good thing I see about it, and that gets a 1.
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"Average button game, average flaws."
First off, you can cheat by pressing TAB to scroll through the buttons. To disable this, put this on your movie clip actions: instanceName.tabEnabled=false;
Also, it is short and fairly easy. Slightly entertaining, like most button games, but overall, not that good.
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