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Imaku
Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;

Jon @Imaku

Age 92, Female

Retired

YOUR MOTHER

Nursing home

Joined on 4/28/08

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Imaku's News

Posted by Imaku - February 11th, 2011


...War will be beginning.

In ten years from now...


Posted by Imaku - October 28th, 2010


Hey.

Hey guys.

Guys.

Hey gu---

Guys.

You like forum mafia?

You know, the game where you're either the mafia or the villagers, and try to win the game for your side?

Yeah. That.

Well, have I got a site for you.

Scumhunt.com.

Great community, just over 100 members, fun.

You don't like forum mafia?

Well, how about something a little more fast paced?

Chatroom mafia.

Yep.

It's not here yet, but it will be soon.

And it will be awesome.

Site still in progress.

Do you just not like mafia?

That's okay. I don't agree with your opinions, but that's okay.

There's an excellent community here too, so you can just chat.

All day.

Every day.

Awesome.

This site needs more awesome people like you, so sign up.

Yeah.

Awesome.

Come on.


Posted by Imaku - August 20th, 2010


Hahaha
Hehehe
Hohoho

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


Posted by Imaku - November 2nd, 2009


lol

I don't come here much anymore


Posted by Imaku - August 29th, 2009


No.


Posted by Imaku - July 19th, 2009


And I will say something cool about you, seeing as I never actually have any real news to post in these things. Go, GO, go.

Black Ops has lots of money and a huge cock, and is aware of it and makes them go to good use.

SimonBirch is fairly good at spamming as many userpages as possible. He has a fairly large cock too.

Andrewboy89 makes cool muziks. Also large.

danicos has a lot of comments on his blawg, and lols at my posts. :D

X-Gary-Gygax-X is a pretty cool guy. eH has a lot of favorites and doesn't afraid of anything.

Izzy712 is a pretty good arteest. He has a drawing of demon toast. It is cool.

nggangsterpimp has a lot of flashes.

dirtyfarmer is dirty fo shizzle ya no what I mean G? He be all up in yo business dawg.

Lagamuffin is kewl and funny. I want to rap-I MEAN have consensual se-I MEAN nothing.

PakKid types in CAPS LOCK WHICH IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL YEAH

Keastone has The Journeys of Reemus in his favorites.

Magnet-Boy is HARDCOOOOORRREEEE YEAH BOIIII

chillbro is very cool. Get it, because he's CHILLbro? HARHAHRHAR

Sinitron is As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!

ZeroInsanity is insanely schizophrenic.

igott is cool and hates things that everyone should hate.

OneLastCaress is fun to talk to.

saqwert's name is original, and easy to remember how to spell. saqwert. saqwert.


Posted by Imaku - July 3rd, 2009


You are an idiot and nobody likes you. ^_^


Posted by Imaku - July 2nd, 2009


And so little progress.


Posted by Imaku - June 30th, 2009


Post


Posted by Imaku - June 18th, 2009


Well, not actually broken, but for some reason my supa slow and unreliable (Disconnects every ten seconds, then takes five seconds to reconnect. Literally. Yeah.) internet hates it and Flash uploading and always time-outs when I try to upload something.

Why couldn't it be like the uploading system for pictures on the forums and news posts? That works for me. ):

EDIT: Oh hey, it finally worked, right after I posted this. It still was aggravating, though.

EDIT EDIT: Art portal died, LOLOLOLOLOL.

EDIT EDIT MOTHERFUCKIN EDIT: It's back up again, LOLOLOLOLOL.

EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT: I've been trying since yesterday to submit something else. Fuck this.

Art Portal is brokeen. ):