Age/Gender: 79, Female
Location: Nursing home
Job: Retired
Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;
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And I will say something cool about you, seeing as I never actually have any real news to post in these things. Go, GO, go.
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Andrewboy89 makes cool muziks. Also large.
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Izzy712 is a pretty good arteest. He has a drawing of demon toast. It is cool.
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Updated: 08/06/09 6:12 PM 22 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!You are an idiot and nobody likes you. ^_^
Updated: 11/02/09 5:34 PM 14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Well, not actually broken, but for some reason my supa slow and unreliable (Disconnects every ten seconds, then takes five seconds to reconnect. Literally. Yeah.) internet hates it and Flash uploading and always time-outs when I try to upload something.
Why couldn't it be like the uploading system for pictures on the forums and news posts? That works for me. ):
EDIT: Oh hey, it finally worked, right after I posted this. It still was aggravating, though.
EDIT EDIT: Art portal died, LOLOLOLOLOL.
EDIT EDIT MOTHERFUCKIN EDIT: It's back up again, LOLOLOLOLOL.
EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT: I've been trying since yesterday to submit something else. Fuck this.
I'm missing out on gems like this.
EDIT: OH AND BTW LOL I'M GOING CAMPING FOR NINE DAYS TOMORROW LOL BRB.
Updated: 05/28/09 8:19 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hey, ya'll, my name is Eileen, or, some people call me Sexy Granny. ;) I'm a hot, mature babe that wants some real action at night from a great guy. If you're 80-120, message me, and I'll try to get this newfangled webcam running so I can do a little 'dance' for you. ;) If you want, we can trade pics, and do a little back and forth chatting. I can also give you my phone number, so we can do a little 'something' on the phone. No address yet, but if we get a little close, you might have a chance in finding me, you dog. ;) Here's a picture of me, I'm blowing a kiss to the camera. You know you want me, guys. <3
~Eileen 'Sexy Granny' Alakahluanaihahkahakh
