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Hello, I'm actually 103 but the age only goes up to 80. I have 12 grandkids and 30 great grandkids (Cute as the dickens) and I'm single, and looking for some hot stuff for this sexy granny. ;) <3 If you like what you see, come and message me. (;

Jon @Imaku

Age 93, Female

Retired

YOUR MOTHER

Nursing home

Joined on 4/28/08

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Mizox 2008-10-26 20:38:34

learn English much?

Imaku 2008-10-26 20:38:34

¿Qué usted está hablando?

Mizox 2008-10-26 21:14:28

"to see newgrounds"
that was what confused me, sorry ><

anyway, I like alot of these music video things, so this might be good

Imaku 2008-10-26 21:14:28

Ah, OK.

ShadowChao96 2008-10-26 21:27:48

YOU ARE ALL THESE AND MORE SO FUCK YOU

ass - butt

anus - butt

arse - butt

arsehole - butt

assbag - idiot

assbandit - homosexual

assbanger - homosexual

assbite - idiot

assclown - butt

asscock - idiot

assface - butt

assfuck - rear-loving

assfucker - homosexual

asshat - butt

asshead - idiot

asshole - jerk

asshopper - homosexual

assjacker - homosexual

asslicker - Buttlicker

assmunch - idiot

assshole - butt

asswipe - butt

bampot - idiot

bastard - illegitimate child

beaner - Mexican

bitch - female dog

bitchass - idiot

bitchtits - homosexual

bitchy - mean

blow job - sexual act

blowjob - sexual act

boner - erection

brotherfucker - homosexual

bullshit - poop

bumblefuck - homosexual

butt plug - cork

butt-pirate - homosexual

buttfucka - homosexual

buttfucker - homosexual

camel toe - female genitalia

carpetmuncher - homosexual

chinc - Chinese

chink - asian

choad - male genitalia

chode - small penis

clit - female genitals

cock - penis

cockbite - idiot

cockface - idiot

cockfucker - idiot

cockknoker - homosexual

cockmaster - homosexual

cockmongruel - homosexual

cockmuncher - homosexual

cocksmoker - homosexual

cocksucker - homosexual

coochie - female genitalia

coochy - female genitalia

coon - African American

cooter - vagina

cracker - Caucasian

cum - semen

cumbubble - idiot

cumtart - idiot

cunnilingus - sexual act

cunt - vagina

cunthole - female genitalia

damn - darn

deggo - Italian

dick - penis

dickbag - idiot

dickfuck - idiot

dickhead - phallace face

dickhole - male genitalia

dickmonger - homosexual

dicks - penises

dickweed - idiot

dickwod - idiot

dildo - sexual toy

dipshit - idiot

dookie - poop

douche - female hygene product

douche-fag - idiot

douchebag - female hygene accessory

douchewaffle - homosexual

dumass - idiot

dumb ass - idiot

dumbass - idiot

dumbfuck - idiot

dumbshit - idiot

dumshit - idiot

dyke - homosexual

fag - homosexual

fagbag - homosexual

fagfucker - homosexual

faggit - homosexual

faggot - homosexual

fagtard - homosexual idiot

fatass - a fat person

fellatio - sexual act

fuck - fornicate

fuckass - idiot

fucked - had intercourse

fucker - fornicator

fuckface - idiot

fuckhead - butt

fuckhole - jerk

fuckin - sexual act

fucking - freaking

fucknut - idiot

fucks - sexual act

fuckstick - male genitalia

fucktard - Moron

fuckup - idiot

fuckwad - idiot

fuckwit - dummy

fudgepacker - homosexual

gay - homosexual

gaydo - homosexual

gaytard - homosexual

gaywad - homosexual

goddamn - goshdarn

goddamnit - goshdarnit

gooch - female genitalia

gook - Chinese

gringo - foreigner

guido - italian

handjob - sexual act

hard on - erection

heeb - Jewish Person

hell - heck

ho - woman

homo - homosexual

homodumbshit - idiot

honkey - white person

humping - sexual act

jackass - idiot

jap - japanesse person

jerk off - masturbate

jigaboo - African American

jizz - Semen

jungle bunny - african american

kike - Jewish Person

kooch - female genitalia

kootch - female genitalia

kyke - Jewish person

lesbian - homosexual

lesbo - homosexual

lezzie - homosexual

mcfagget - homosexual

mick - irish

minge - female genitalia

mothafucka - Jerk

motherfucker - mother lover

motherfucking - fornicating with mother

muff - female genitalia

munging - sexual act

negro - african american

n***a - african american

n****r - african american

niglet - african american child

nut sack - male genitalia

nutsack - male genitalia

paki - pakistanien

panooch - femail genitalia

pecker - Penis

peckerhead - idiot

penis - male genitalia

penisfucker - homosexual

piss - urinate

pissed - urinated

pissed off - angry

pollock - polish person

poon - female genitals

poonani - female genitalia

poonany - vagina

porch monkey - african american

porchmonkey - African American

prick - penis

punta - female dog

pussy - female reproductive organ

pussylicking - sexual act

puto - idiot

queef - vaginal fart.

queer - homosexual

queerbait - homosexual

renob - erection

rimjob - dirty sexual act

sand n****r - middle eastern

sandn****r - middle eastern

schlong - male genitalia

scrote - male genitalia

shit - poop

shitbagger - idiot

shitcunt - idiot

shitdick - idiot

shitface - pooface

shitfaced - Drunk

shithead - jerk

shithouse - bathroom

shitstain - poop

shitter - defecator

shittiest - worst

shitting - pooping

shitty - bad

skank - dirty girl

skeet - semen

skullfuck - sexual act

slut - sexually popular woman

slutbag - sexually popular woman

snatch - female genitalia

spic - mexican

spick - mexican american

splooge - ejaculate

tard - mentally challenged

testicle - male genitalia

thundercunt - idiot

tit - breast

titfuck - sexual act

tits - breasts

twat - female genitals

twatlips - idiot

twats - vaginas

twatwaffle - homosexual

va-j-j - female genitalia

vag - femail genitalia

vagina - female genitalia

vjayjay - female genitalia

wank - sexual act

wetback - Mexican

whore - hussy

whorebag - idiot

wop - Italian

Imaku 2008-10-26 21:27:48

You stole Kornroxes stuff? How dare you?!

ShadowChao96 2008-10-26 22:10:37

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Imaku 2008-10-26 22:10:37

No.

Keshicus 2008-10-26 22:16:53

Get ready for the pain!

THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING!

Imaku 2008-10-26 22:16:53

And I'm standing right on the tracks.

ShadowChao96 2008-10-26 22:17:13

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Imaku 2008-10-26 22:17:13

It's good on a sandwich.

PlayTheGame 2008-10-26 22:20:26

Never gonna run around
and desert you...

Imaku 2008-10-26 22:20:26

Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye...

GhostRadar 2008-10-26 23:01:48

fuck you bitch!!!

Imaku 2008-10-26 23:01:48

No.

ShadowChao96 2008-10-26 23:05:57

Ah....Nothing like the taste of Spam

Imaku 2008-10-26 23:05:57

Spiced Ham.

Killer-Lemon-Ink 2008-10-27 16:11:13

Am i missing something? why do people hate you so?

Imaku 2008-10-27 16:11:13

Haha, I don't really know. I never have banned someone from commenting, so the same people just keep on spamming. It get's my number of comments up, at least.

death306 2008-10-28 19:29:46

Well, I hope it will do nicely in the portal

Imaku 2008-10-28 19:29:46

Thanks, man.

kornrox 2008-10-28 19:51:53

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s8yOulgcf0&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s8yOu lgcf0&feature=related</a>

Imaku 2008-10-28 19:51:53

Argh, rap. I don't really like it that much, but whatever. Vid was pretty cool.

Smerkol123 2008-10-30 18:08:33

you have horse in your heads

Imaku 2008-10-30 18:08:33

...

evil-marshmallow 2008-11-01 16:25:03

Please, NO stick animations. If you do, I'l hate you forever.

Imaku 2008-11-01 16:25:03

It's not necessarily a stick animation. The only part of it you could consider was part of a stickman is the head. You can't see the whole body in the screenshot, sorry.

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