Elder 2009-03-31 21:55:09

All your base r belong to us.

Chdonga 2009-03-31 22:32:04

And behold the first 32 new rules of Newgrounds:
1. If you ban certain users they may make an alt and spam you
2. You can't kill a troll by ignoring them, only trolling them back
3. Be nice to EyeLovePoozy and your ban times will shorten
4. Dicks aren't funny
5. <Rules of the Internet>
6. Any girl on NG who claims to be a porn star is a man or has/had a dick
7. If you criticize someone's flash/audio they will cry and call you a jerk with no life
8. If you insult a Sonicfan's fanfic/fancharacter they'll call you a "gay a** imachur bad spelr"
9. 08ers don't know anything and 07ers know everything.
10. You're a nobody if you haven't made a flash/submitted audio
11. You're a fucking moron if you mispell one word
12. Your opinion doesn't matter-only someone else's
13. Level 1 users would try to take over Newgrounds unless they're flamed daily
14. If you speak your opinion you're automatically trying to troll
15. Megaman is the only thing that is allowed to bypass rule 34
16. If you ask a question expect at least one facepalm
17. It's true because I say it is
18. You're underaged if you watch cartoons or curse sparingly
19. The 25th statement is a lie
20. "Faggot" Is the least original insult
21. Censorship makes you look noobish
22. If you think you know what you're talking about, you really don't
23. The higher your stats, the cooler you are on the internet
24. The cooler you are on the internet, the less cool you are in the real world
25. The 19th statement is true
26. That "the below statement is a lie-the above statement is true" isn't funny
27. The 14th smiley is "thinkingfaic", not "coolfaic"
28. It's ok to tell noobs to delete their system 32.
29. If you don't feel like answering a "where is" question just tell them to Google it
30. Don't make threads, just use the search bar and post in a thread like the one you were going to make. If there's no thread like the one you're about to make, don't make it anyway because it's probably something stupid and pointless (which is why it hasn't been made).
31. A photoshop thread isn't a real photoshop thread until there's an MS paint cock
32. Don't start flame wars; your only soldiers will be your alts.

hunte3r 2009-03-31 23:17:04

screw you